Cape Fear
(Put a toe in the water. Makes ripples in the pond.)
Shady looks outside a hotel room
(What do you see?)
Will open book violence lead you to swagger soon?
When will they call you Cape Fear?
When will they call you,
When will they call you Cape Fear?
(Will they, will they, call you Cape Fear?)

Rush into darkness seeking a place where you can hide.
A place that offers structure, a place to park when you can’t drive..
Enforce the rules, they will call you Cape Fear.
Enforce the rules, Cape Fear.
When will they call you Cape Fear?
When will they call you,
When will they call you Cape Fear?
(Will they, will they, call you Cape Fear?)

Slow down, you won’t get caught.
If you do, the Judge has been bought.
The gavel sound will make it clear.
All charges dropped against Cape Fear!